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December 10, 2019

   Is there a war brewing at the North Pole over a controversial decision by a not-so-jolly St. Nick? The following comes from reputable news sources:

   No more cognac, Rolex watches, cigarettes, artwork, expensive cars, Harley Davidson motorcycles or even persona...

December 3, 2019

   A big, stocky guy pulled a sharp blade, slashed a three-inch gash in me, and made off with a bunch of my money. I appreciate what he did; he’s my surgeon.

   A large number of Americans apparently would agree that a surgeon’s knife is a good thing. Approximately...

November 26, 2019

 A policeman was interviewing a man whose store had just been robbed. Everything was taken.

   “It’s bad,” said the owner, “but I’m thankful that he robbed me today instead of yesterday.”

   “Why is that?” the policeman asked.

   “Because today everything was ma...

November 19, 2019

 I apologize to my finger – specifically my flexor digitorum profundus. For decades, I ignored it and took it for granted. In fact, I didn’t even know its name until a few years ago. I certainly didn’t realize how important it is, and for that, I am sorry.

   In case,...

November 12, 2019

   We are waterers.  

   For as longs as humans have been planting crops, we have found ways to water those plants to keep them healthy. In 2013, approximately $2.64 billion was spent on irrigation facilities and equipment on U.S. farms. That doesn’t...

November 5, 2019

   A college physics professor was interrupted during his lecture by an aspiring young doctor, "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"

   "To save lives," the professor responded.

   A few minutes later the student spoke up again. "How does physics save lives?"...

October 29, 2019

   My childhood friends were savage warriors!

   Oh, nobody ever really got hurt in our wars. It was a lot like watching Roy Rogers on TV. In his show, bullets were always flying, but no one ever died. It was the same in our neighborhood. We did a lot of fighting,...

October 22, 2019

   A convicted killer sat in the electric chair preparing for his imminent execution. The attending chaplain asked, “Is there anything more I may do for you to make this easier?”

   The doomed man replied, “When they flip the switch, would you hold my hand, so I wo...

October 15, 2019

   I might be lost. It’s a bit early to tell for certain, but none of the landmarks along the road look familiar and the last sign I passed said that I’m now farther from my destination than when I started. But I’m a good driver, and the road signs could be wrong.